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Monday, January 30, 2012
MLIS!!!! (My Life Is Sherlock)
I've begun noticing yet more similarities between my life and Sherlock...
1.) John: short, loves sweaters, loves jam, logical and seems normal but is really bored with normal life, played clarinet in school, military veteran, has been called "adorable"
Me: short, loves sweaters and jam, logical and seems normal but is REALLY bored with normal life, plays clarinet (in school band), planning to go into the military when I'm older, have been called adorable (to my displeasure)
2.) Sherlock: tall, loves deducing stuff, smarter than most people, has a tendency to do odd experiments, not all that many friends, plays violin, fondness for flamboyant clothes (overcoat, scarf, etc.)
Fern: tall, loves deducing stuff, smarter than most people, has a tendency to do odd experiments (remember, I chucked a Rubix Cube out the window? I told her about that and she tried to invent a better catapult to do it more effectively), not all that many friends, plays violin (she puts my violin skills to SHAME), fondness for wearing my overcoat, and my scarf
3.) Remember Derpy? We made a pact sort of thing a while ago, anyway, we are "sisters" in the "I prefer you to my actual siblings so I shall pretend you are my sibling" sort of way. So, I'm John, she's my sister, oh look, she's Harry. Also, she sometimes gets mistaken for a boy (Sherlock thought Harry was a boy in "A Study in Pink") and she might be bi. Not sure on that last bit, though.
4.) I have a sweet friend, I shall now forever refer to her as "Rebecca Brentwood" who dotes on me, a bit, and generally acts like Mrs. Hudson, the magical landlady who IS NOT YOUR HOUSEKEEPER, dear.
5.) Sally Donovan obviously is Sally Donovan.
6.) Fern's sister is Mycroft.
7.) Fern's old enemy/friend/whoever the crap this girl was is Moriarty. We (me and Fern) are pretending that moving to Texas (what she did) is the equivalent of dying (what Moriarty did).
The end. For now. Also, the title is a play off of the very sad site, MLIT (My Life Is Twilight). I went into that dungeon of pathetic-ness, and one of the posts said, I kid you not, "OMG I just realized that I have brown hair just like Bella's MLIT!!!!"
1.) John: short, loves sweaters, loves jam, logical and seems normal but is really bored with normal life, played clarinet in school, military veteran, has been called "adorable"
Me: short, loves sweaters and jam, logical and seems normal but is REALLY bored with normal life, plays clarinet (in school band), planning to go into the military when I'm older, have been called adorable (to my displeasure)
2.) Sherlock: tall, loves deducing stuff, smarter than most people, has a tendency to do odd experiments, not all that many friends, plays violin, fondness for flamboyant clothes (overcoat, scarf, etc.)
Fern: tall, loves deducing stuff, smarter than most people, has a tendency to do odd experiments (remember, I chucked a Rubix Cube out the window? I told her about that and she tried to invent a better catapult to do it more effectively), not all that many friends, plays violin (she puts my violin skills to SHAME), fondness for wearing my overcoat, and my scarf
3.) Remember Derpy? We made a pact sort of thing a while ago, anyway, we are "sisters" in the "I prefer you to my actual siblings so I shall pretend you are my sibling" sort of way. So, I'm John, she's my sister, oh look, she's Harry. Also, she sometimes gets mistaken for a boy (Sherlock thought Harry was a boy in "A Study in Pink") and she might be bi. Not sure on that last bit, though.
4.) I have a sweet friend, I shall now forever refer to her as "Rebecca Brentwood" who dotes on me, a bit, and generally acts like Mrs. Hudson, the magical landlady who IS NOT YOUR HOUSEKEEPER, dear.
5.) Sally Donovan obviously is Sally Donovan.
6.) Fern's sister is Mycroft.
7.) Fern's old enemy/friend/whoever the crap this girl was is Moriarty. We (me and Fern) are pretending that moving to Texas (what she did) is the equivalent of dying (what Moriarty did).
The end. For now. Also, the title is a play off of the very sad site, MLIT (My Life Is Twilight). I went into that dungeon of pathetic-ness, and one of the posts said, I kid you not, "OMG I just realized that I have brown hair just like Bella's MLIT!!!!"
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Something
Hello, readers. You know that old post "Pointless" where I said nothing ever happens to me? Well today, something did. Something happened. My life started mirroring BBC Sherlock. With me as John Watson, and Fern as Sherlock Holmes, and an acquaintance I haven't yet mentioned as Sally Donovan. I'm just going to call her "Sally Donovan" if I ever mention her again. I probably won't. Well, it started with me mentioning that Fern was staying over to Sally on the bus.
Sally: But you're not her friend.
Me: Huh?
Sally: She doesn't have friends.
Me: Yes she does.
Sally: You should stay away from her.
Me: Why?
Sally: She's crazy.
Me: She is my friend, Sally.
*bus stops and Sally goes to get off*
Sally: Just... stay away from Fern.
In other words, almost exactly the conversation between Sally and John in "A Study in Pink". I told Fern about it and she thought it was awesome, since I forced her to watch some BBC Sherlock and she loved it. We then proceeded to call each other John and Sherlock (me as John and her as Sherlock) and speak in English accents for half the day. And I wore a jumper, and Fern wore a black trench coat and blue scarf. BRITISH TELLY FTW!
Sally: But you're not her friend.
Me: Huh?
Sally: She doesn't have friends.
Me: Yes she does.
Sally: You should stay away from her.
Me: Why?
Sally: She's crazy.
Me: She is my friend, Sally.
*bus stops and Sally goes to get off*
Sally: Just... stay away from Fern.
In other words, almost exactly the conversation between Sally and John in "A Study in Pink". I told Fern about it and she thought it was awesome, since I forced her to watch some BBC Sherlock and she loved it. We then proceeded to call each other John and Sherlock (me as John and her as Sherlock) and speak in English accents for half the day. And I wore a jumper, and Fern wore a black trench coat and blue scarf. BRITISH TELLY FTW!
Thursday, January 26, 2012
ARRG!!!
I have discovered true idiocy. The following is a post from facebook.
"What Doesn't Kill You Only Make You Stronger!" - Kelly Clarkson. ♥KELLY CLARKSON?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! That quote, although mangled by your terrible grammar, is from The Art of War by Sun-Tzu. In other words, not from your beloved KELLY▓▓▓▓ING CLARKSON. My faith in humanity has grown yet smaller.
A rant
I am annoyed and bored, so I am writing a list of stuff I hate.
-Yoghurt the person.
-Yoghurt the food.
-People in general.
-Whatever law it is that keeps underage kids from renting/owning medieval siege-type weaponry.
-BEING BORED.
And to be more cheerful, things I like.
-French fries.
-Sleeping.
-The internet.
-BBC Sherlock and Doctor Who.
-Fern and Derpy and Adelaide, and I suppose Yoghurt. Sometimes.
-Yoghurt the person.
-Yoghurt the food.
-People in general.
-Whatever law it is that keeps underage kids from renting/owning medieval siege-type weaponry.
-BEING BORED.
And to be more cheerful, things I like.
-French fries.
-Sleeping.
-The internet.
-BBC Sherlock and Doctor Who.
-Fern and Derpy and Adelaide, and I suppose Yoghurt. Sometimes.
Hooray!!
I retook the nerd test and I got a 97% nerdiness score! Yay! It was only 90% before, but then I took it when I wasn't tired out of my mind. Here's the stuff it said:
3% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
97% scored lower (less nerdy).
0% scored the same, and
97% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!
I'm so proud of myself. (And don't worry, Fern, you still have me beat by 2%.) According to Fern, the reason I didn't get a higher score before is because I can't spell, atulogh it's a porevn fcat taht hmauns can raed a wrod if olny the frist and lsat lteters are in the rgiht odrer. The ltteers in the mdilde can be a cmopetle mses, and you culod siltl raed it wtih esae. Yeah, yeah, okay, it's only because I'm lazy. And I really, really can't spell. Thank Jam for spell check.
...In other news, I WISH IT WAS FRIDAY. I want to go back to making catapults, practicing my aim with my crossbow, and conducting chemical experiments. Also, wading in the lake and bothering "Yoghurt." (Yes, I really called you that. I don't care what you wanted to be called, you get Yoghurt because you're an irritating pervert.) Yoghurt is my best guy friend, and he is irritating as ▓▓▓▓.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Stuff
The last post was true. NOTHING HAPPENS TO ME. Also, if anyone can tell me where that last post was copied from, infinite internets to you for getting my references. And now what needs to happen is I'm like John and an awesome madman shows up and makes it so something happens to me instead of nothing. Now all I need is to be all adult and such and looking for a flat. Maybe I also need to be a war veteran? Well, I'm going to join the navy later. At least that's my plan. No one thinks I can/will do it. Ah, if you ignore the rambling bit that starts with "well," and ends with "it," I suppose that's your hint, if you feel like competing for infinite internets. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored...
Still Blogging, For Now
Guess what, possibly a few readers? I didn't forget the blog yet! Good for me, I suppose. I've had a good day, except for the fact that Fern is sick, probably from a combination of sleep deprivation and some random virus. (Are you reading this, Fern? Go get some Tylenol and go to sleep right now at least go to bed before 2:00 am, since there's no hope of you going to sleep sooner. *sigh*) Well, nothing else new with me besides the fact that I am bored. Very bored. BOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBORED. I'm going to go watch Doctor Who, since I've run out of ways to shoot a Rubix Cube out a window. Anyone know where I can buy a cannon?
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Oh Look, I've Forgotten Important Stuff... Again
Actually, I'd forgotten to add someone very important to the best friends bit in my last post! So sorry if you're reading this, dear, um, well I guess I'm going to call you "Adelaide Jones", in short, the most normal name for the most normal of my friends, even if you are still crazy. I swear, I have no idea how I forgot you, I've known you since kindergarten... Like I said in my last post. I forget random important stuff and remember random crap. Such as the fact that the average woman in America is 5'4'', that you can prove that the earth goes around the sun by measuring the paralax of a nearby star in January and June, then doing some geometry, and the lyrics to a song that's partially in Italian, partially in English, and partially in Japanese. I need a recycling folder for my mind, I swear...
The Beginning of the Weirdness
Hello, blog-readers. I found this feature on my Google Account, and decided to try it, for better or for worse. To tell the truth, it will probably be neither, and no one will ever read this, and I will throw my thoughts out into cyberspace so they can be eaten by the Matrix. Sounds fun, hm? So, I might do some posting, and I might forget this entirely in the span of two days. I may have an eidetic memory, but it doesn't generally hold much of anything useful. Hooray. Okay, I'm rambling, well, I suppose to begin I should tell you something about myself... Random facts about Kinoko, then.
-I absolutely love the show BBC Sherlock, and Doctor Who is a close second.
-I have brown hair that doesn't like to obey the laws of physics, which basically means it's super messed up curly/wavy. I keep it in a ponytail all the time.
-I wear glasses, because of a lazy eye.
-I have two dogs and a hamster.
-I play violin and clarinet, and I'm teaching myself piano. Although the extent of my skills as a pianist are one scale, three TV theme songs, and "What Shall We Do With the Drunken Sailor."
-My two best friends I will, from here on out, refer to as Fern V. Erfitz (she knows why I picked this and she will probably be irritated with me if she ever reads this) and Derpy Derpson (I swear she wanted to be called this).
-I am bored very, very easily, and when I'm bored I tend to do crazy things. (For example, I once made a catapult out of random household objects and flung a Rubix Cube out a window. It was quite fun.)
-My real name is not Kinoko, but I prefer to be called that. I shall never tell you my real name, though to tell the truth it's probably written somewhere on this page. I'm not very tech-savvy.
Okay, enough of random facts. I'll see you, non-existent readers, tomorrow.
-I absolutely love the show BBC Sherlock, and Doctor Who is a close second.
-I have brown hair that doesn't like to obey the laws of physics, which basically means it's super messed up curly/wavy. I keep it in a ponytail all the time.
-I wear glasses, because of a lazy eye.
-I have two dogs and a hamster.
-I play violin and clarinet, and I'm teaching myself piano. Although the extent of my skills as a pianist are one scale, three TV theme songs, and "What Shall We Do With the Drunken Sailor."
-My two best friends I will, from here on out, refer to as Fern V. Erfitz (she knows why I picked this and she will probably be irritated with me if she ever reads this) and Derpy Derpson (I swear she wanted to be called this).
-I am bored very, very easily, and when I'm bored I tend to do crazy things. (For example, I once made a catapult out of random household objects and flung a Rubix Cube out a window. It was quite fun.)
-My real name is not Kinoko, but I prefer to be called that. I shall never tell you my real name, though to tell the truth it's probably written somewhere on this page. I'm not very tech-savvy.
Okay, enough of random facts. I'll see you, non-existent readers, tomorrow.
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