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Monday, January 30, 2012
MLIS!!!! (My Life Is Sherlock)
I've begun noticing yet more similarities between my life and Sherlock...
1.) John: short, loves sweaters, loves jam, logical and seems normal but is really bored with normal life, played clarinet in school, military veteran, has been called "adorable"
Me: short, loves sweaters and jam, logical and seems normal but is REALLY bored with normal life, plays clarinet (in school band), planning to go into the military when I'm older, have been called adorable (to my displeasure)
2.) Sherlock: tall, loves deducing stuff, smarter than most people, has a tendency to do odd experiments, not all that many friends, plays violin, fondness for flamboyant clothes (overcoat, scarf, etc.)
Fern: tall, loves deducing stuff, smarter than most people, has a tendency to do odd experiments (remember, I chucked a Rubix Cube out the window? I told her about that and she tried to invent a better catapult to do it more effectively), not all that many friends, plays violin (she puts my violin skills to SHAME), fondness for wearing my overcoat, and my scarf
3.) Remember Derpy? We made a pact sort of thing a while ago, anyway, we are "sisters" in the "I prefer you to my actual siblings so I shall pretend you are my sibling" sort of way. So, I'm John, she's my sister, oh look, she's Harry. Also, she sometimes gets mistaken for a boy (Sherlock thought Harry was a boy in "A Study in Pink") and she might be bi. Not sure on that last bit, though.
4.) I have a sweet friend, I shall now forever refer to her as "Rebecca Brentwood" who dotes on me, a bit, and generally acts like Mrs. Hudson, the magical landlady who IS NOT YOUR HOUSEKEEPER, dear.
5.) Sally Donovan obviously is Sally Donovan.
6.) Fern's sister is Mycroft.
7.) Fern's old enemy/friend/whoever the crap this girl was is Moriarty. We (me and Fern) are pretending that moving to Texas (what she did) is the equivalent of dying (what Moriarty did).
The end. For now. Also, the title is a play off of the very sad site, MLIT (My Life Is Twilight). I went into that dungeon of pathetic-ness, and one of the posts said, I kid you not, "OMG I just realized that I have brown hair just like Bella's MLIT!!!!"
1.) John: short, loves sweaters, loves jam, logical and seems normal but is really bored with normal life, played clarinet in school, military veteran, has been called "adorable"
Me: short, loves sweaters and jam, logical and seems normal but is REALLY bored with normal life, plays clarinet (in school band), planning to go into the military when I'm older, have been called adorable (to my displeasure)
2.) Sherlock: tall, loves deducing stuff, smarter than most people, has a tendency to do odd experiments, not all that many friends, plays violin, fondness for flamboyant clothes (overcoat, scarf, etc.)
Fern: tall, loves deducing stuff, smarter than most people, has a tendency to do odd experiments (remember, I chucked a Rubix Cube out the window? I told her about that and she tried to invent a better catapult to do it more effectively), not all that many friends, plays violin (she puts my violin skills to SHAME), fondness for wearing my overcoat, and my scarf
3.) Remember Derpy? We made a pact sort of thing a while ago, anyway, we are "sisters" in the "I prefer you to my actual siblings so I shall pretend you are my sibling" sort of way. So, I'm John, she's my sister, oh look, she's Harry. Also, she sometimes gets mistaken for a boy (Sherlock thought Harry was a boy in "A Study in Pink") and she might be bi. Not sure on that last bit, though.
4.) I have a sweet friend, I shall now forever refer to her as "Rebecca Brentwood" who dotes on me, a bit, and generally acts like Mrs. Hudson, the magical landlady who IS NOT YOUR HOUSEKEEPER, dear.
5.) Sally Donovan obviously is Sally Donovan.
6.) Fern's sister is Mycroft.
7.) Fern's old enemy/friend/whoever the crap this girl was is Moriarty. We (me and Fern) are pretending that moving to Texas (what she did) is the equivalent of dying (what Moriarty did).
The end. For now. Also, the title is a play off of the very sad site, MLIT (My Life Is Twilight). I went into that dungeon of pathetic-ness, and one of the posts said, I kid you not, "OMG I just realized that I have brown hair just like Bella's MLIT!!!!"
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Something
Hello, readers. You know that old post "Pointless" where I said nothing ever happens to me? Well today, something did. Something happened. My life started mirroring BBC Sherlock. With me as John Watson, and Fern as Sherlock Holmes, and an acquaintance I haven't yet mentioned as Sally Donovan. I'm just going to call her "Sally Donovan" if I ever mention her again. I probably won't. Well, it started with me mentioning that Fern was staying over to Sally on the bus.
Sally: But you're not her friend.
Me: Huh?
Sally: She doesn't have friends.
Me: Yes she does.
Sally: You should stay away from her.
Me: Why?
Sally: She's crazy.
Me: She is my friend, Sally.
*bus stops and Sally goes to get off*
Sally: Just... stay away from Fern.
In other words, almost exactly the conversation between Sally and John in "A Study in Pink". I told Fern about it and she thought it was awesome, since I forced her to watch some BBC Sherlock and she loved it. We then proceeded to call each other John and Sherlock (me as John and her as Sherlock) and speak in English accents for half the day. And I wore a jumper, and Fern wore a black trench coat and blue scarf. BRITISH TELLY FTW!
Sally: But you're not her friend.
Me: Huh?
Sally: She doesn't have friends.
Me: Yes she does.
Sally: You should stay away from her.
Me: Why?
Sally: She's crazy.
Me: She is my friend, Sally.
*bus stops and Sally goes to get off*
Sally: Just... stay away from Fern.
In other words, almost exactly the conversation between Sally and John in "A Study in Pink". I told Fern about it and she thought it was awesome, since I forced her to watch some BBC Sherlock and she loved it. We then proceeded to call each other John and Sherlock (me as John and her as Sherlock) and speak in English accents for half the day. And I wore a jumper, and Fern wore a black trench coat and blue scarf. BRITISH TELLY FTW!
Thursday, January 26, 2012
ARRG!!!
I have discovered true idiocy. The following is a post from facebook.
"What Doesn't Kill You Only Make You Stronger!" - Kelly Clarkson. ♥KELLY CLARKSON?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! That quote, although mangled by your terrible grammar, is from The Art of War by Sun-Tzu. In other words, not from your beloved KELLY▓▓▓▓ING CLARKSON. My faith in humanity has grown yet smaller.
A rant
I am annoyed and bored, so I am writing a list of stuff I hate.
-Yoghurt the person.
-Yoghurt the food.
-People in general.
-Whatever law it is that keeps underage kids from renting/owning medieval siege-type weaponry.
-BEING BORED.
And to be more cheerful, things I like.
-French fries.
-Sleeping.
-The internet.
-BBC Sherlock and Doctor Who.
-Fern and Derpy and Adelaide, and I suppose Yoghurt. Sometimes.
-Yoghurt the person.
-Yoghurt the food.
-People in general.
-Whatever law it is that keeps underage kids from renting/owning medieval siege-type weaponry.
-BEING BORED.
And to be more cheerful, things I like.
-French fries.
-Sleeping.
-The internet.
-BBC Sherlock and Doctor Who.
-Fern and Derpy and Adelaide, and I suppose Yoghurt. Sometimes.
Hooray!!
I retook the nerd test and I got a 97% nerdiness score! Yay! It was only 90% before, but then I took it when I wasn't tired out of my mind. Here's the stuff it said:
3% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
97% scored lower (less nerdy).
0% scored the same, and
97% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!
I'm so proud of myself. (And don't worry, Fern, you still have me beat by 2%.) According to Fern, the reason I didn't get a higher score before is because I can't spell, atulogh it's a porevn fcat taht hmauns can raed a wrod if olny the frist and lsat lteters are in the rgiht odrer. The ltteers in the mdilde can be a cmopetle mses, and you culod siltl raed it wtih esae. Yeah, yeah, okay, it's only because I'm lazy. And I really, really can't spell. Thank Jam for spell check.
...In other news, I WISH IT WAS FRIDAY. I want to go back to making catapults, practicing my aim with my crossbow, and conducting chemical experiments. Also, wading in the lake and bothering "Yoghurt." (Yes, I really called you that. I don't care what you wanted to be called, you get Yoghurt because you're an irritating pervert.) Yoghurt is my best guy friend, and he is irritating as ▓▓▓▓.
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